Safety Third

An expression used ironically before another person engages in a potentially dangerous activity or action, meant to suggest that the person should take care, but not at the expense of having fun.

Alright, off you go down this steep tree-covered hillside on your homemade go-kart, after you just finished off that 12-pack. Don't forget, safety third!

by jwadsworth January 15, 2013

safety girl

Girl who carries her own male prophylactics (condoms) for sexual intercourse. From the "I'm a safety girl" line in Pretty Woman.

Tammara is a safety girl, she always carries condoms when she is looking to hook up.

by Fred Garvin Male Prostitute July 7, 2006

safety meeting

A term for having a, smoke circle, blaze session or any other scenario in which marijuana, hash, wax, or oil is being burned.

Bob: man i am so exhausted after all that work.
Marly: Yea time for a SAFETY MEETING!!

by binzington June 15, 2012

safety chip

the naked tortilla chip you hold under the one with the salsa on it between the salsa bowl and your mouth that is used to catch any salsa that may fall off

"You spilled salsa all over my table! Use a safety chip next time!"

by nawdfoijj September 24, 2008

safety nerd

A person who lives, breathes and thinks about workplace safety to an unhealthy and unsociable extent. Always on the lookout to get "musculo-skeletal disorder" into ordinary conversation in the deluded hope the person listening will be impressed. Avoided at parties.

"I thought we'd get something done in the meeting, but it was wall-to-wall safety nerds: I thought my brain was going to explode after an hour.

by ColF July 6, 2006

safety strip

When you just don't have enough time to get a shower that morning, and you take your stick of deodorant and go straight across your chest making you smell somewhat fresher.

Sometimes you may even go down your arms and across your neck.

I didn't have time to get a shower so I had to put on a few extra safety strips. My guuuurl digs it though!

by tennisguyyyy June 10, 2010

Safety tab

A tab in your internet browser set to a harmless internet page, used to fall back onto when somebody walks in on you watching porn, cheating on a test, playing games in class, etc.

h0tg1rl69: -Why did you leave the free nude chat last night?
fatlonelyloser15: -My mom walked in on me so I had to fall back to my safety tab
h0tg1rl69: -Did it work?
fatlonelyloser15: -Yeah, wikipedia is such a innocent webpage...

by BuPandama January 3, 2011