Royal Scam

A song by Steely Dan, and some kind of high treason against 'Everyman'.

Royal Scam is whatever Bush, Bliar, Obama, Camero, Opus Dei and every other imagined ruler of the world decides for all in their undemocratic minds.

by dogofman October 21, 2010

Royal Rascal

A teenager/ young adult that lives in Bergen County, NJ. Most Likely lives in or near Alpine, Cresskill, Demarest, Norwood, Englewood, Englewood Cliffs, Tenafly.

They only go to private school

They Royal cuz they Rich.
They Rascals cuz they know how to Party and fuck shit up.

They drive German made cars.

Peter: Those Royal Rascal kids sure know how to party!

by tornader438 June 6, 2011

Royal Roads University

place. Former military college specialising in Engineering and Weapons System Management that has fallen on hard times and is now forced to survive by teaching liberal arts courses and adult upgrading. Beautiful grounds with plenty of flowers make it a delight for offspring of the idle rich.

No sports teams.

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Yo. Dude. You going to college in the fall?

Yeah. But it's Royal Roads University.

Score!

by gnostic1 September 17, 2012

royal welcome

When a newbie gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave ceril the royal welcome, poor guy will never be the same again

by jonbatz March 10, 2016

royal bradford

When you take a giant poop

I have to take a royal bradford

by Superbean October 4, 2017

Royal Advantage

Conducting a 'knighting' ceremony with one's erect penis. Tapping it on the right and left shoulder of your subject will give them the Royal Advantage.
Alternatively, a woman can conduct this ceremony using a strap-on dildo.

Once the ceremony is complete, one has the Royal Advantage.

Olive: How'd last night go?
Dirk: I now have the Royal Advantage.

by How It Sir February 2, 2018

royal romp

Combining a hot sex session with the viewing of a major event for the royal family

The royal wedding is on tomorrow morning so my fuck buddy is coming over tonight to have a royal romp

by RoyalSassMaster June 7, 2018