by Roadkill Randy November 18, 2021
Randy is a legend. He once saved a person from a burning building but nutting all over the fire. He likes to dominate people with his outstanding 70 yard SHlOnG. His nickname is B.A.P. (Big ass pimp).
Randy Nelson once slapped his step sister in the face with his 100 pound gonads because he didn’t like the pasta she made.
by Jennifer short November 10, 2022
While partaking in a game of hackie sack, the sack is hit in your direction. It is in the mid section of your body and to avoid a key hole, you thrust your mid section to deflect it. Upon doing this you tare open the front of you pants and boxers, exposing your junk to all playing.
by chilingbythebeachonthursdays September 19, 2012
An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
by Mezzo December 13, 2021