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Polyga

A Mormon slang term used to mock polygamists and polygamy itself. Often used among the young generation of male Latter-day Saints who want to make fun of their player friends.
John: Dude, no way you kissed Racheal and Leah on the same night… my polyga!

David: Polyga, please.

Matt: Us polygas gotta stick together, yo.
by Heath bars are good. July 2, 2023
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Polyzoot

The best WebTV song to ever exist. Seriously, it sounds like a lawn mower on an acid trip, but it's a piece of art. It also may or may not cause mild brain trauma.
person 1: hey... what are you listenin-
person 2: POLYZOOT!
person 1: okay jeez calm dow-
person 2: POLYZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
by scythe32 August 25, 2023
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Polyamorous

Tommy Matthew and Sam are so sexy and real and polyamorous innit my g my drilla
by T1 axtive September 19, 2023
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Polythorn

(noun) A legendary and mythical creature of the gaming universe, also known as the elusive Gamer Girl. Found in the dense forests of multiplayer online games, a Polythorn is distinguished by her dazzling skillset and the enchanting harmony of keyboard clattering and mouse clicking. Often identified by her unique gamer tag, sparkling with quirky symbols and mysterious glyphs, this entity is known to possess the ability to charm any enemy and woo any ally, simply with a swirl of her gamer headset.

Attributes:

Enchanting Aura: Causes a sudden decrease in enemy agility and cognitive function, leaving them pondering the existence of such a dazzling being.

Pixel Prowess: Possesses the uncanny ability to navigate through the most treacherous of pixelated terrains with the grace of a gazelle.

Elixir of Eloquence: With every syllable uttered, a Polythorn can sway the in-game economy, leading to unforeseen windfalls of game currency.

Controller Conjuration: Rumor has it that a Polythorn can summon gaming controllers with enchanted joysticks enabling impeccable precision.

Warning:
Approach with caution; exposure to a Polythorn may lead to a sudden and irreversible transformation into a fanboy or fangirl, followed by bouts of awe, admiration, and an unquenchable desire to send friend requests.
Polythorn!!!! I heard she can cause a total system crash just by winking at the screen.
by Wherethedogat September 21, 2023
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Octagonal Polygon

An Octagonal Polygon is... Well it is extremely hard to explain. It is one of those things that you just have to see to understand, like genetalia of the opposite gender.
So, thats an Octagonal Polygon?

I would hope so...
by Gman Greig. May 26, 2011
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Hood Polygamist

A man that has multiple baby mommas.
How is a hood polygamist gonna preach to me about being responsible.
by CrazySexyCool16 December 13, 2016
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Esthie Polyestie

Some may know her as Esther, however once their true identity is revealed- they are a definite Esthie Polyestie.

What makes someone an Esthie Polyestie?

Well, firstly they have to be made of Polyester. Whether that be saturated or unsaturated, a T-shirt or even a raincoat.

Esthie Polyesties also go by the name Esther Polyesters or E.P for short.
Yeah she’s an Esthie polyestie, don’t worry about it.
by DisappointmentMachine July 22, 2019
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