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Surprised Pirate

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.
"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."
by sniperoo September 13, 2011
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Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.
My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!
by Hippyfox September 23, 2021
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Pirate’s Pass

New definition of a pick 6 and thrown interception named after the insane amount of interceptions thrown by Jameis Winston of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 2019.
“And the ball is stolen by the other team! Intercepted for a Pirate’s Pass!”

“Because of how many times the Buccaneers gave the ball away in 2019, the NFL has renamed thrown interceptions and pick 6 to a Pirate’s Pass”
by Tampa Man January 6, 2021
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Pirate Weekend

A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.
Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?
by NoBueno615 April 21, 2021
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Vaseline pirate

Someone so addicted to Vaseline, they'll use it for anything and everything
I'm a real Vaseline pirate, I'll even use it at school.
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023
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Pirate Maker

When a male is receiving hands free fellatio and he flexes his kegel muscles, causing his penis to flex into the eye of the fellatio performer.
The head was sloppy, so I hit her with the Pirate Maker.
by PirateLord July 12, 2022
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Pirate Life

Life of taking what you want. Living like a thug.
I live the Pirate Life daily,so don't get caught slipping,I will take your sh**.
by Amy Norris July 23, 2022
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