Jam on toast

'yo dude, check out my new blades...'
'Jam... on... toast'
by Jiggins April 14, 2005
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Blackberry Jam

When 3 or more people are in a meeting, not talking to each other, but are all checking, emailing or talking on their blackberries.
We had a few topics we needed to discuss in the departmental meeting, however it turned into a Blackberry Jam
by Tommireed February 19, 2009
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jam eater

Continuing dispute between the West Cumbrian towns of Whitehaven and Workinton inhabitants. The northern-most town calls the other this because the miners used to eat it in the pits or something.

The real reason is that at one time the town of Workington was richer than Whitehaven and they used to be able to afford the luzury of Jam. Hence the phrase was coined in Whitehaven who were jealous of their Workington pals.
Y' hoofing jam eater, git back to where thou cum fray!
by Dave Wilson January 31, 2007
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Clam Jam

Large group/party consisting primarily of vagina. I.e., equivalent to the male version "sausage fest".
Person A: So, how was the shin dig?

Person B: It was a total clam jam!
by Booka88 June 21, 2010
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Pearl Jammed

When anal beads are lodged in ones anus and requires a third party removal.
I got pearl jammed and cant make it to the game.
by Acedigital July 24, 2012
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Pole Jam

18:21 <Hecateh> Donn guzzles pole jam like there's no tommorrow
by Perplex January 22, 2003
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ass jam

The spunk left clinginging to a gay mans sphincter after a heavy bum fun session, typically coloured by blood and poo
eoo ure drippin ass jam cecil?
by Mike Tidy April 17, 2004
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