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Guitarist of the punk-rock band the Offspring whose real name is Kevin Wasserman, who was the janitor of Dexter Holland and Greg K's high school. Dexter Holland and Greg K invited him to join the band because he was over 21 and could get them alcohol.
Stupid Offspring Fangirl: OMG DEXTER HE'S SO HOT!
Me (real Offspring fan): What do you think of Noodles?
Stupid Offspring Fanirl: Who's that?
Noodles by Schuyler K February 12, 2009
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It is slang for an asians penis.
"man hes got a small noodle"
noodle by wakawaka43 January 13, 2014

Noodle Juice 

When a man puts his dick in either Soup or a cup of juice, and then with his dick in the liquid give it for another human to eat. Usually happens with a relationship.
Hey dude I just gave my girl a big serving of Noodle Juice.
Noodle Juice by nuttery November 21, 2017

Noodle my poodle 

A sexy shrimp cocktail.

A gorgeous little kid like doggie.
A poodle like looking human
Person1: wow face look at that hot chick
Person2: ye she is a total noodle my poodle

Chicken Noodle Poop 

The act of relieving chicky noodle soup from your chicky noodle shoot.
Example: All that remained of Veronica's four-course meal was Darren's chicken noodle poop and his chicken noodle squeal.

Chicken Noodle Poodle 

A breed of dog which is half poodle and half of a can of chicken noodle soup.
What type of dog is Maggie?

She is a chicken noodle poodle.
Chicken Noodle Poodle by Mick A. N. December 25, 2009

noodle sacker 

-noun. A person who seduces men into the bedroom for sexual activities on a regular basis.

That noodle sacker had five men in one night, but don't call her a prostitute--she doesn't charge.

Noodle Sacker: "Damn that boy's nubbins be lookin' mighty fine tonight. I think I might just have to noodle sack him."
noodle sacker by Tedrick Consuelos December 2, 2007