Mongoloid

A mentally retarted person; autist; typically someone with Down syndrome; a person with concerning mental capabilities

That mongoloid was licking the railing yesterday after school. Only a mongoloid would rob a gun store.

by Bigkid85 February 3, 2018

mongolian shimmy

Similar to it's cousin the mongolian slide, the shimmy is a less powerful mongolian courtship ritual that relies more on technique. Unlike the slide, the shimmy will break a pinky at most. The key to performing the shimmy relies more on your knowledge of advanced trigonometry to acquire the appropriate angle for maximum effect.

After the mongolian slide proved too intense for his back, our professor switched his main technique from the slide to the mongolian shimmy.

by JohnnyBTheZen April 12, 2018

mongolian shimmy

Similar to its cousin the mongolian slide, the mongolian shimmy is a courtship ritual used by mongolian warlords. The shimmy, unlike the slide, uses less power in favor of technique. The shimmy requires some advanced Trigonometry, and knowledge of piston engineering to perform adequately. Older mongolian warlords whose backs may not be fit to perform the slide will utilize the shimmy.

With his age too high, our professor could no longer perform the mongolian slide, so he used the mongolian shimmy instead.

by JohnnyBTheZen May 19, 2018

Mongoed

Arguably the highest level of being fucked up. Mongoed is the stage above zooted and very close to death. Usually involving elements of cross-fading or triple-fading to the extent that one has lost nearly all mental and physical function, leaving them as a simple mongoloid. One does not always survive being mongoed.

Bob: Dude, lets get mongoed tonight.
Rob: Lets do it! I got a bottle of Everclear and some xans.

Don: Johnny did that last week, RIP Johnny.

by M3nt4l_D1ct10n4ry June 12, 2018

mongooseman

a really hot sexy nigga who is the real eternal sex god not matt also he is white a white man very white and all cute girls have crushes on him and think he is cute and smart and hot and funny and he also has a lot of talents and is very cool he is also a airsoft pro and wins all his airsoft games cause he is pro and all the girls like him cause of that even ones with dicks

mongooseman is sexy haha i want to fuck him but i cant say that cause im a bitch so im just gonna call him black and say he kissed his dad a lot

by cue girl June 26, 2018

mongooseman

a really cute and sexy guy who is very cool and all the girls love him he is so smart and neat he is the eternal sex god not matt and he is a funny guy with a bunch of pals and he kills every pitbull on earth he is also a pro gamer and he owns a hude discord server full of nerds who are not as cool as him haha cool guy and he wins all his airsoft games cause he is a pro airsoft guy and all the girls like him cause of that and cause he is a smart and cute and white

wow hahaha mongooseman is so cute and i have a crush on him and want to fuck him but im nervous so i wont tell him ill just call him black gay and say he kissed his dad

by cue girl June 26, 2018

Mongolian sweater

a term that describes a thick layer of vomit coating one’s voluminous chest hair

Eric woke up wearing a Mongolian sweater after binging on pizza and chasing it with tequila shots.

by Mrs. Mongolian Sweater July 6, 2018