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Mong

Short form of a male thong
Chanthy was looking for a silk Mong to wear on his date.
by Kyoto15 November 25, 2025
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id-mong

An unintelligent, ugly human being constantly saying stupid things. See also: Mongrel.
Andy, quit saying stupid quotes from the movie League of Extraordinary Gentlemen you id-mong.
by Eric Devlin December 13, 2008
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Migit Mogul

A place where peoople learn to ski. Usually has a rope tow, or a t-bar. Expierienced skiers stay far away from here because they don't like zooming past pizza-ers.
People who ski on a migit mogul often do pizzas and fall on their faces a gazzillion times.
by SkiLacrosseLindz October 14, 2008
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ski mogul

Ski mogul in french = une bosse.
Replacement for the slang term 'boss'.
He looked so ski mogul making big jumps off the ski moguls.
She was such a ŠKÎ MÕGŪŁ texting in fancy accents.
by A ski mogul. April 20, 2012
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Natalie mondus

a headass who hates her ex and this one thot in her school...
being defined... natalie mondus always says dumb shit and it pisses everyone off
by just1n_1s_cute May 4, 2018
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briefcase mong wipe

Typically found at a school setting he/she is that one overly formal person in the group who fantasizes about their super hot mom and is always found carrying around his trusty briefcase with witch he uses to wipe his own ass.
Man can't this wanker stop acting like a briefcase mong wipe!
by The bagel 777 June 13, 2018
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Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.
Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"
by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019
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