Midget

The act of being really short

Dang Novo is now the midget of our group he’s rly short

by Novosabitch July 12, 2022

Midget fists

A really cute sexy girl that is fun to talk to and that is hot as a beach

That girl has some Midget fists

by cooooooooooooooooooooolllstooo April 26, 2012

Midget among dwarfs

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".

Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.

by schraderpaul April 1, 2022

midget cock

small guys with massive cocks

i fell in love after he gave me that midget cock.

by slutfor July 21, 2022

midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.

George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.

by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017

midget brown

A short athlete that is colorblind and there grandma is a pirate

Oh my look at how cute that midget brown is

by Grandma mo May 13, 2022

Midget Theory

The theory that there is only one midget in the entire world.

John: Hey Bobby! Have you heard of Midget Theory?

by MidgetTheorist June 21, 2021