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Spit on a midget day.

Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.

Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
by Fluffyseat October 21, 2019
mugGet the Spit on a midget day.mug.

Midget

Olle is such a midget
by pottanpro September 17, 2019
mugGet the Midgetmug.

Midget mommy

When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
by Alan15 December 10, 2018
mugGet the Midget mommymug.

midget

as my dad says, "they should be kept as pets to settle disputes"
My midget is all powerful compared to Jeremy's! Prove It!
by PeopleWhoHatePeople December 21, 2019
mugGet the midgetmug.

midget socks

10- foreskins is how many it takes to make a pair of midget socks
She was munching midget socks when her mom walked in on us Holy shit!
by Dr. Wigginjammer The third February 12, 2024
mugGet the midget socksmug.

Midget

A midget is a tiny human being who never goes to football training and has a peacock trim
look at that small fuck over there, Oscar is his name, what a midget!”
by User15372 January 26, 2024
mugGet the Midgetmug.

Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
mugGet the Midget Toe Syndromemug.

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