Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018

Logical fallacies

A useful set of 'refutational tools' whose usage is mainly seen in random internet arguments but can also equally be applied in the IRL realm too, such as against your wife or your boss. The former scenario is where people often abuse logical fallacies to the point of committing a fallacy fallacy, so be wise and use them sparingly and only as a supplement to your argument.

Also related to non sequitur.

1) Jim called out his boss by using logical fallacies to poke holes in his ridiculous decisions.
2) Tommy used logical fallacies to his advantage in order to expose the inconsistencies in his girlfriend's reasoning with regards to how he should spend his money.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2022

mia logic

something Trevor will never understand,

deffinition: the way in which Mia and her perfectly perfect life think that no one understands because it will only make sense to a Mia.

Mia logic said by Mia: being b is a.

by Logic.mia April 10, 2015

Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.

"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."

by Dudge September 23, 2022

Chameleon Logic

Chameleon logic means the ability to adapt to changing conditions or circumstances. It is often used to describe the ability of an algorithm to adapt, learn, and adjust its behavior to achieve a desired outcome.

Chameleon Logic is a type of artificial intelligence (AI) that uses a combination of algorithms and data to rapidly adapt to changing conditions.

by ChamLogic February 3, 2023

illogical..logic

A tiktok user with over 25k followers.

“Hey! Who’s that one tiktoker you watch?”
“Do you mean illogical..logic”
“Yes!”

by honeymorganmoon September 6, 2021

Junkie logic

When somebody is so high on drugs or something else to where their lies make no sense their stories have no point and they try to convince people and believe their selves that they make sense

My boyfriend actually thinks he's convincing with his junkie logic when you tell me some b******* story that makes up to a no sense.

by Darthfraai November 4, 2023