Junk

Jewish spunk. Semen created in the (typically smaller than average) ball sacks of Jewish males. Large quantities of junk can be found during the act of a synagake.

David drenched Lindsay in a gallon of Junk after their son's bar mitzvah.

by Craig in NYC July 13, 2011

Junk Content

A term analogous to "junk food," describing media designed to capture and hold attention through high-stimulus, low-value elements. Just as junk food is engineered for immediate sensory pleasure but lacks nutritional value, junk content provides instant gratification and emotional engagement but is deficient in depth, educational value, or long-term significance. Over time, consistent consumption of junk content can have detrimental effects on cognitive and emotional well-being, much like the negative health outcomes associated with a diet high in junk food.

OpenAI. (2024). Definition and Characteristics of Junk Content. Retrieved from OpenAI's GPT-4.

"Ever since I started consuming more junk content, I've found it harder to focus on reading books or engaging in thoughtful conversations; my attention span seems to be shrinking."

by rexosaurusrex July 7, 2024

junk fumbler

One whose days are spent cruising different neighborhoods on trash collection days attempting to find treasures.

Let's trash this old vacuum and hook a string to it. If the junk fumbler comes around to get it we'll yank it away and laugh at him.

by Oodam February 17, 2009

Junk-Start

A pre-penetration blow job, like when you do not have a lot of time for sex so you have to forego the foreplay.

We planned a nooner but i had to be back at my desk at 12:30; After a 5 minute .junk-start, we went at it like banshees and i made it back to work on time.

by fffrick November 15, 2025

slam junk

A variation on a handjob, a slam junk is performed by jumping in the air with your arm outstretched, then slamming your hand, masturbation-style, onto the recipient's dick as if dunking a basketball. The more preferable variety of this position is performed with the recipient at a slightly higher elevation of 10 feet, although this is optional.

Yo, man, go lay down up there and I'll give you a slam junk!

by ACID13X May 26, 2012

a junk

A mans package, dick and ball combo.

Emily said " that boy got kicked in a junk "

by Milton poon September 29, 2013

Junk Yard Dawgs

The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.

“Stop playing like chihuahuas and start playing like Junk Yard Dawgs”

by Smith.John October 11, 2019