1) A warning that a man might not be adequately equipped for the task at hand.
2) An attempt to convey a sense of pride in one’s inability to put down a Twinkie.
3) An extremely lame attempt to separate buttocks by ethnicity, and avoid the obvious connotation of a complete lack of self-control.
2) An attempt to convey a sense of pride in one’s inability to put down a Twinkie.
3) An extremely lame attempt to separate buttocks by ethnicity, and avoid the obvious connotation of a complete lack of self-control.
by billy gisher November 9, 2006
Get the junk in the trunk mug.A two-person game played with a beach ball. Players stand approximately 15 feet apart and take turns kicking the beach ball towards the other person's crotch. The receiver must toe the line and can't move. First person to touch a knee to the ground or forfeit loses. Dodging the blow results in another kick. Best played in mesh shorts.
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Dude, the dog bit me like an inch from my janks!
Keep your hands away from my janks, bro!
I haven't had a shower in 4 days, and my janks is reeking dude!
Keep your hands away from my janks, bro!
I haven't had a shower in 4 days, and my janks is reeking dude!
by The Duke of Soul February 17, 2009
Get the Janks mug.The Manayunk junk-funk is defined as follows: After a humid summer night of bar hopping involving excessive drinking, extremely passionate intercourse takes place between a male and female whereby penetration of every oraphus occurs for approximatly three hours. Too drunk to comprehend the build up of various bodily fluids compounded by perfuse ball sweat, the male passes out and awakens in the late afternoon with a layer of taint cheese spanning from the tip of the phallus to the outer rim of the anus. A varation of the Manayunk junk-funk for the female is the "Manayunk trunk-funk."
"Sweet Jesus Bill, last night i pounded Suzy for hours and awoke to find a coating of the Manayunk junk-funk steaming from stem to stern..."
by transdelusional sex alchemist October 16, 2007
Get the Manayunk junk-funk mug.The act of stripping down naked and doing a handstand, resting your legs against the door frame, while the woman is in the bathroom doing her business. Once she's done she will open the door and walk face first into your junk. The door must open inward for this to work.
I told the wife I'll give her a surprise. She was "surprised" when she received the junkface from me this morning.
by Alex N. aka alexsexyman June 28, 2011
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"You are acting like a junkerton by laying in bed all day."
"You are acting like a junkerton by laying in bed all day."
by Nicknock September 27, 2011
Get the junkerton mug.A junk drink is when you go to a resturaunt and you get all the sodas and drinks there are in one drink.
by hallierose98 May 2, 2012
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