closet jerk

Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

by Caaulolo September 16, 2020

Soda Jerk

A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."

Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.

by Dirty O'man October 19, 2020

Zirkle Jerk

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

jerk wrangler

What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.

Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.

by MGoodlife October 16, 2013

jerk spice

Male ejaculation.

Katie was round for dinner the other night and complained that my cooking was shit so I put some jerk spice on her chicken.

by Graydawwwg February 23, 2012

Jerk Dirkin'

When someone is slacking off or mesisng around.

"Monte, stop Jerk Dirkin' around and paint the fireplace."

by MMM420 December 17, 2011

Mean jerk

He who is meaner than most daily.

Reid is mj2med; you are a mean jerk

by Jerkee October 31, 2011