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Keep it Holy

Keeping it holy or Keeping it Christan,

1) To not have sex
2) To Not drink
3) To not Swear
"Hey Do you want to go to my place?"
"Let's Keep it Holy now.."

"Ow My Foot Jesus-"
"Keep it Holy now..."
by Wikipedib April 1, 2009
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the holy trilogy

"always some white boy gotta invoke the holy trilogy!"
by bantha_fodder February 21, 2006
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Holy Name

A pretigious co-ed "Catholic" school situated in Reading, PA, about 1 hour outside of Philadelphia. Despite traffic jams, oversleeping, late carpools, and staying at home to write a paper due later that day, Holy Name students eventually show up on campus to bond over food, frees, and fake tans. Girls are both Tiffanified and pearl/ribbon belt wearing sluts, and artsy Hot Topic wearing, dyed haired rock chicks; despite "differences," everyone ends up as good friends by senior year. As far as reputations go- Holy Name is breeding grounds for sluts... HN girls are therefore no strangers to weekend bedroom excursions with Hill, Prep, Central, and of course, HN guys. As for the guys - they're notorious for cheating on their girlfriends with whoever they can find.
Holy Name girl 1: OMG, so Mary Margaret hooked up with Pat M and Pat K at Katie's house...
HN girl 2: Um, why do you care, I hooked up with him at the mixer, and then he hooked up with some Central girl...
HN girl 1: Yea, but I hooked up with him twice right after... and I want him to come to Get Together... ohhh let's go get pretzels from the receptionist!
HN girl 2: It's ok, we can ask Mike R and Mike T instead... oohhh no it's Sarah's birthday, she has cake! And then we can go get pretzels. Oh! And can I borrow your Bible?? I lost mine or something.
by Maria Lawrence September 21, 2005
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Holy Zarquan's singing fish

An explicative used to discribe surprise. Used in the book, the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy.
Holy Zarquan's Singing Fish!



-Ford Prefect
by k00ld00d321 December 31, 2004
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holy man

basically, he's a wise man, a seer, a sage, maybe a prophet. He has great knowledge and great wisdom, much of it attained through experience. He may have a connection with God.
When you make your secret journey, you will be a holy man.
The Police
1981
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 1, 2007
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Holy Crack Whore

Exclamation of an often seen but unusual sight.Under the banner of many "Holy" exclamations ,eg:Holy Fuck, Holy Shit and Holy Slappin Batman!This one seems to superseed all exclamations in the "Holy" genre.
1.Holy crack whore!That's a big sandwich!
2.Douche1:"Dude I just took a shit out of a tree." Douche2:"Holy crack whore! Sick!"
by eRNIE THE FIEND January 17, 2009
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Holy Sweet Jesus Shit

When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief
Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good

Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
by The Shephard April 3, 2009
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