heavener

Putting your Penis in a girl's ear, and skeeting.

a heavener takes place when the woman does not wish to swallow and you engage in retribution by unloading in her ear like its your job.

by bubbasparxxx February 10, 2008

Heavylight

A fat person who gets drunk easily

William: Ugh, that fat bitch just blew chunks all over the bar after two drinks.

Sonny: What a heavylight!

by Tinseltown July 18, 2010

heavy birdtation

extreme vaginal discharge. yeast infection 10 fold. if sexed, often accompanied by vaginal farts

can't have sex this week with my girl.

why?

she's got some heavy birdtation and i dont feel like fucking slimer.

by guinness camel March 6, 2011

heavy burdation

an extremely confusing situation where one cannot find the words to express what is happening

we've had a berry very heavy burdation here tonight

by chort mcg March 8, 2011

heavy metal purist

1. Noun referring to a heavy metal fan who subscribes to the ideology of heavy metal purism.

2. Noun referring to a heavy metal musician who does not incorporate elements from outside of the heave metal genre into his or her music.

Also referred to as 'metal purist' or 'metal-purist'.

When the name of Kuopio's choirmaster was revealed in autumn, heavy metal purists got upset.

Following the breakup of the Runaways and the huge success of Joan Jett's first two albums, Lita Ford emerged as a solo artist and a true heavy metal purist.

by Master of Evöl March 20, 2011

heavy handshake

When a dealer shakes the buyers hand and simultaneously transfers drugs into his/her hand.

He gave me a heavy handshake, to keep the heat off.

by Will Dearborn January 19, 2014

heaven points

when you are a horrible person by default but on occasion, do something nice which gives you a 'point' into possibly getting into heaven

Friend said she was hungry so I gave her my second reese's cup. Heaven points for me.

by suzu June 18, 2014