Bodily harm clause

You'll end up killing your own son.

Hym "You really gotta read those. Maiming, castrating, lobotmizing, causing brain damage, poisoning (upto and including STDs), dismembering, killing constitutes a violation of the bodily harm clause. Leveraging my life OR the lives of my families to get me to use it in accordance with your will violates the leverage clause. It's almost like you read the terms of service and now you're suggesting it on purpose! Or I'm just a really good guesser. But yeah. That's why it's there. I thought of everything and anything I DIDN'T think of is cover by the 'imaginary caveat clause.' There is no out for you. Legal or otherwise. You need to stop puffing these idiots up. This is all just kabuki for you. Either hurry up and kill us all or hurry up and treat my ailment already. Damn."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

Bodily Harm Clause

Oh! I almost forgot!

Hym "Blinding, amputating, or torturing. Accidental or otherwise (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). That is also part of the bodily harm clause."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2025

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

Moons over My Hammy

A tinder-friendly way to ask for a titty fuck.

Moons over my hammy and chill?

by Asheanra Calvin-Beasley-Moritz May 10, 2016

Laurel and Hardy reasoning

Using the actions/mentality of "The Boys" as role models for ordinary daily living and/or social behavior, causing you to frequently make preposterous blunders that create chaos/humiliation to both yourself and any other unsuspecting unfortunates who happen to currently be in your general vicinity.

I don't get it --- I clearly explain to people about my Laurel and Hardy reasoning whenever they object/protest about my choices of everyday actions, but they always just roll their eyes at my innocent "Well, that's how 'The Duo' always performed this type of task in their films" excuse.

by QuacksO January 26, 2018

Pulling a “Hammy”

Refusing to claim the girl that you’re dating

“She thinks they’re dating but he’s pulling a “Hammy” and won’t admit it”

by “Hammy” August 30, 2019