pop a grape

To ejaculate; cum; bust a fat nut

Dude I just popped a grape on my best sweater; i need to pop a grape on that bitches face

by nutdick21 January 1, 2017

in the grip of the grape

alcohol intoxicated, drunk, especially if from wine

He left her while she was in the grip of the grape.

by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2008

they did surgery on a grape

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.

person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭

by sOpHiE’s definitionsss December 8, 2018

grape

To put grapes in ones nostrils while they are sleeping. green or red. take your pick.

"dude, we totally graped kevin last night man."

by sam February 25, 2005

grape

Short for "gay rape"

I heard some serious grape went down in the gym locker room.

by y0ukn0wwh0 July 28, 2010

Grape Soda

Short hand for GET RAPED SODA

a beverage commonly known to increase ones ability to all around rape, pwn, win, and secks in general... side effects include increased wallet size, epeen size, and occasionally ego size.

drinkers of get raped soda are constantly found trolling on swf and aib

M2k drinks nothing but Grape Soda all day.... no wonder theres only like 3 ppl who can beat him in smash.

by MFGK January 25, 2010

The Holy Grail

The Holy Grail is when you take the scrotum and pull it down in a pocket making it into a cup. Then filling it with a liquid and drinking from it.

Dude1: Dude My girlfriend did The Holy Grail. She drank strawberry milk from my nut sack.
Dude 2: Man I wish my girlfriend would do that. But shes lactose intollerant.

by Magic Monkey and CKerrLA July 10, 2012