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fail goggles 

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.
Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."
fail goggles by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011

Drought Goggles 

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.
Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.

Thizz Goggles

What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.
"Fuck man, if i didn't have these thizz goggles i might of hooked up with that whale."

Blow Goggles

The law that states every woman is infinitely more attractive with your penis in her mouth.
"Damn that bitch is ugly." "Not with my dick in her mouth. Gotta love the blow goggles."
Blow Goggles by Godlike Power July 28, 2012

Saki Goggles 

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.
I had my saki goggles on last night and woke up with an asian troll in my bed.
Saki Goggles by BigBlake August 3, 2012

Ski Goggles 

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.
"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."
Ski Goggles by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013