goat pull 

It’s when a man tucks his junk between his legs and and attaches a rope to his balls pull things

Hey Vern, can you goat pull me to the store?

goat pull by 240HazMat February 6, 2019

Goat in a box 

Bat shit crazy people who bring goats into their camper

She has a goat in a box

Goat in a box by Bamabay19 June 7, 2019

Goat pumped 

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

Goat pumped by Jean468 June 20, 2019

Goat Disease 

The disability to stop being goated at everything

Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.

Goat Disease by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020

Goat and tree 

A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full

Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree

Goat and tree by DistraughtComrade August 21, 2020

Goat cheese omelet 

Goat cheese omelet is just another name for weed

Yo pass me the goat cheese omelet

Goat cheese omelet by Eatdatpussy5000 December 6, 2020

goat.cant.miss

He is known for never missing he is above everyone he is a goat

goat.cant.miss is 6’3

goat.cant.miss by the_goat711 March 1, 2021