Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..

That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha

by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011

Flapees

The name associated with a group of adult males who congregate every week at a suburban hockey arena and sacrifice their ligaments and joints in order to establish their supremacy in a hockey beer league and impress their wives, girlfriends and children.

"Those Flapees sure can cycle the puck on the powerplay!"
"I wish my husband was as hot as that Flapee"
"My dad is a Flapee and your dad is not."

by Stan Mikita's Doughnuts June 16, 2012

Flape

verb: (fl-AEP)
To grab, twist and pull something, mainly used when grabbing another person's nose. You grab, twist, then pull their nose. Or, you flaped their nose.

Sharquisha: Hey dude, I'm going to flape you in the nose.
Friend: No! My nose is very sensitive to grabbing, twisting, then pulling.

by Billboard Baggins January 30, 2014

Prize Flap

An absolute flap...see flap and pick whichever definition you feel is best suited to your needs.

Lauren is a prize flap!

by Ben O'C May 2, 2006

fur flap

another name for a womans vagina

did you see the fur flap on that stripper

by collin b January 2, 2008

belly flap

used to discribe a woman with a scar from a C section

dude did you see that belly flap walk by

by omelett July 20, 2010

sketti flap

Sketti flap is when jonathan doesnt shut up.(referring to his lips.)

jonathan wont shut his sketti flap.

by Acê January 19, 2013