festerphile

A middle aged man that looks like a lesbian who idolises uncle fester from the Addams Family.

Have you seen Luke lately? I think he's gone full festerphile

by Gecko lizard July 10, 2022

feistycock

the feistiest cock you can meet (it bites) she’s very funny and likes colby brock and DILFS. she’s very straight but an ally. no homo though!

friend: have you heard of feistycock?

me: hell yeah she’s that one editor named feistybrock am i right?
friend: yes!! she has a feisty cock too! that cock bit me last night when i tried to tickle it!!!
me: o-oh 😱

by jungwoobies September 4, 2022

Feety

A person, or a DOG, obsessed with feet.
A feety likes to touch feet, lick feet, tickle feet, feel feet on their face, on their ******* (skin).

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, a feety doesn't like all feet.

All feet are not equal. Some feet are better than others.

God: here is a conversation between two feeties. There's nothing wrong with them. I made them in my image didn't I! *wink wink*

Feety 1: check her foot bro, wAAAAw
Feety 2: dude you have a problem. Her feet are wack, them long toes look like fingers! Ugh
Feety 1: man you're so judgy, you're not a real feety!
Feety 2: actually, if you'd read the definition, you'd know a feety doesn't have to like all feet to be one. Sorry you don't have standards. TTYL, I go some facefeeting to do.

by AorouLive December 17, 2022

Cop Fest

congregation of cops, aka pigs, at your local donut shop.

"I was gonna stop at the donut shop but it was a cop fest inside"

by Big_Mex_ May 4, 2009

Sardine-fest

A common term used to describe a college party in which the typical apartment with floor space for 25 people is exceeding the limit by at least 10 times over. Symptoms may include stuck up against the wall, frequent beer spillage, long keg lines, restlessness, the uncertainty of who's body odor you're smelling, and the depressing realization that you only had half a beer and it's already 2 in the morning.

Mooney: "So what did you think about that rager last night at Hunter's Ridge?"

Preston: "Are you kidding? That party was a total sardine-fest! The keg ran out within the first fifteen minutes i was there and there was so many people that i couldn't move away from this disgusting chick that smelled like used tampons!"

by Ffej16 December 20, 2010

pre-festival cramming

The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.

A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.

by lillerarekalkun October 21, 2012

Flap Fest

Flap fest - adjective.
Opposite of the term "sausage-fest".

A gathering where the number of females greatly outweigh the male population of an event or function.

"Wow Jim, this is great...it's a total "Flap Fest" in here"

by Finchzero July 3, 2012