Eli

Eli is a kind a caring guy, once you get to know him you will always be hooked into your conversations. Eli’s have a great sense of style especially when getting hair cuts, he can be a bit sensitive but that’s one of the many amazing qualities about him you will not regret being friends with an Eli

person 1: dude i had a talk to Eli until 4am last night it was wacky.
person 2: man i wished i had a friend i could talk like that to

by worsethaneli January 11, 2022

Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.

Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...

by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011

Eli Kopter

The sneaky Mossad agent!!

Did you hear? Eli Kopter was behind the helicopter crash!

by ProudZionist May 28, 2024

Eli

Eli has a huge dick

Eli’s richard is rather large

by thefactspeaker November 3, 2019

Eli

The type of douchebag who says cringingly down bad things, such as “fuck, don’t make me hard right now”

Eli said “you’re so nasty for letting these 40 year old men hit on you.”

by Austinite1 May 20, 2025

Father Eli

The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.

Look at that father Eli.

by Father Eli July 4, 2019

Eli

Eli is a Kind, yet sometimes mean guy. He also has OCD (Oversized Cock Disorder). He and Keegan are soul mates. Shit he a thicc boi.

Damn Eli you so this and I can see your OCD through your pants!

by komodo737 November 5, 2021