LAP EGGS

1) testicles
2) a handy mnemonix for remember the 7 Deadly Sins

1) Now that I'm 50, my lap eggs are often under me when I sit -- major ouch!
2)
Lust
Anger
Pride
Envy
Greed
Gluttony
Sloth

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2016

egg sebastian

The act of pissing on an unflushed turd to the force of turning it into a toilet bowl of cloudy mush (omelette)

"Oh man, I did the biggest borry that was unflushable so I turned around and made an egg Sebastian"

by Chod Borrance May 17, 2015

Egg Ro

The Asian slang term to use the phrase "Egg Roll"

"Hi welcome to "Nie Out" my name's Chan would you like Egg Ro?

by mmhilzy July 23, 2012

Eggs benedict

Hand unit.

Thank you for choosing,eggs benedict

by Eggs benedict. January 25, 2021

Egg and Soldiers

This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.

Hey, My man Ralph gave his wife an Egg and Soldiers last night.

by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018

salt the eggs

impregnate a woman

Oh I hear Jimmy and Jamilla really want a baby, so Jimmy 's been trying hard to salt the eggs

by legalizeRanchNumberTwo February 7, 2017

Bread Eggs

A breakfast food of the Southern Heritage that consists of bread dipped in eggs then fried to a golden brown. Served with syrup.

Hey Connie , time to eat, Mama made Bread Eggs for breakfast.

by Ms Kitty Lorraine December 31, 2019