dildo

an item that should have never been invented. some girls like that fake penis more than the real one

me penis is 11 inches long, so why dont u call me instead of using that expensive gaget (no guys)

by JeVoNeR September 6, 2003

dildo

a dildo is an object or an item. It helps girls who are desperate for sex have sex alone with themselves. They just simply stick it up their vaginea or asshole and feel good.
A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.

"I'm going to buy a dildo because im desperate for sex and noone wants to have sex with me"

by anonymous help February 26, 2005

German Dildo

Its where you shit into a condom and then freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.

I used a German dildo on that whore last night.

by kersh-i2i January 24, 2011

Dillon

A fucking loser

Stop being such a Dillon and get your shit together.

by Dbsjsbwhs March 11, 2017

dildo faggins

a homosexual male; sometimes expressed as just "faggins"

--after Bilbo Baggins from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT

"Fuckin' dildo faggins..." --said under breath to oneself, refering to a gay man who has become a nuisance.

by Roach Brothers May 5, 2004

didlo

1. a dildo used on men/a jiggalo

i used a didlo to screw my best friend :

by Lain Iwakura September 19, 2004

Dillon

To Dillon means to lag in general and cause the game to be nearly unplayable, also can be used in a form of rage, raging or rage quitting.

Man i'm Dilloning! This game is so Dillon! Why did you Dillon Halo Reach? You just Dilloned! Dont Dillon on me.

by MR. Awesome :D March 7, 2011