cum drunk whore

A whore who drinks so much cum she stumbles around like a drunkard.

"Look at that cum drunk whore, falling around. She reminds me of your mom."

by Nasty Bastige August 14, 2007

Drunk Bitch

A person, male or female. That talks too much shit and trys to start fights after consuming too much alcohol.

Yeah, that TKE last night was being a drunk bitch! Thats why we kicked his ass!

by HAMMER November 9, 2006

Defunker

An advertising company in Urban Dictionary that exploit preteen/teen women ranging from "average-looking" to "sexy". Well, at least perverts can LEGALLY have fun with this.

Dude: Dude, lets buy stuff at Defunker?
Dude (2): No, I rather look at them and pretend I'm there
Dude(3): Right on!

by Marcos1779 December 29, 2005

tucker max drunk

The ultimate Drunk Stage. Nevermind about operating heavy machinery, you'll have trouble figuring out doorknobs. The only benefit is that you don't have to worry about driving because you can't find your keys. The following things can happen while Tucker Max Drunk:
Black Out
Hook up with fat/ugly girls
Fail to hook up with hot girls because you pass out on them
Vomit uncontrollably
Make loud, boisterous, and thouroughly untruthful claims about your achievements
Commit yourself to large and utterly hopeless wagers that you have no way of covering
Start fights with small, defenseless people
Break Things
Become very angry with inanimate objects, and loudly curse them

After finishing off the tucker max death mix i was definitely tucker max drunk

by somerandomdude April 21, 2006

batman drunk

Being intoxicated by alcohol to such an extent that you pull an article of clothing (shirt or skirt, usually) over your head and pretend you're Batman. Term was coined in an episode of Two-And-A-Half Men.

"While Jim was batman drunk he stretched out of the collar of his shirt."

by SpryOne May 19, 2005

drunk pete

A euphemism for anal sex.

Dude, you need to drunk pete that hoe.

by Drunk Pete January 14, 2008

Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm

1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.

Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"

by Powerfix June 11, 2006