Cucumberia

A venereal disease contracted by masturbating with a cucumber.

Kyra totally got Cucumberia from masturbating with a Spanish Cucumber last night.

by GhettoBaby69 January 3, 2011

Cucumbear

A bear made entirely out of cucumbers, very rare to see unless under the influence of highly mind altering substances whilst watching a nature documentary or Yogi Bear. Could also be a possible character in future episode of adventure time.

Guy 1: Dude, do you see that Cucumbear over there man that's so meta!
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up jerk off you know they're not real, you must be trippin some serious balls right now
Guy 1:How do you trip balls?
Guy 2: ...Idiot

by Brunstwig February 24, 2013

Cucumber Hummus Sandwich

When two girls smother a large cucumber in hummus and use it as a double dildo.

You should've gone to the bachelor party! There was a cucumber hummus sandwich show.

by 0atey June 2, 2015

Cuck Blasted

To be ridiculed or talked down to by the common cuck

Bills comment ended up getting me cuck blasted by all the neardby cucks.

by ImACuckLord April 11, 2017

Cuck

A man who jokingly alludes to sharing his girlfriend with another man, whilst not knowing that the same man is in fact having sex with his girlfriend at the same time.

"Did you hear Geoff's girlfriend dumped him for another guy?"

"Really? Thought he was joking about sharing her haha."

"Nah man, he is actually a cuck...no joke."

by YanksGiants629 October 23, 2018

Cuck

A dweeb who has been outmatched by a much stronger intelectual human specimen.

Aaron and Mr Hong have cucked jimmy so violently that he has had no choice but to surrender his manhood.

by BigDweeb November 15, 2019

Cucklighting

The combination of being cuckolded and gaslighted at the same time.

This election is a total fraud and the fake news media is screwing us over by cucklighting the American people into believing Joe Biden won the election.

by Give2Cesar November 11, 2020