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Cloud

When your trousers flout like a cloud and makes it look like you got a boner.
"Mate it's that a boner i see"
"Naah fan it's just a cloud innit"
cloud
by Asanco September 20, 2017
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Microsoft Cloud

Noun

1. Having spent hours or days on the computer without using the restroom, the resulting expulsion of gas to prevent defecation (see also Al Roker effect).
Derrick: "Hey dude, what's this brown haze that smells like IHOP? " Larry: "Don't panic, man, I've been on the computer searching Talismans of Tasmania for three days and I just wanted to get comfortable, so I made a Microsoft Cloud. Really, Al Roker tried it and failed, so at least I'm ahead of him."
by House of Cods March 28, 2017
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A Clouded Pilot

When you are skydiving in the air and you take a shit in mid air with your pants pulled down and it hits a fighter jets window and that jet crashes.
"Yeah i did A Clouded Pilot the other day!"
by the one who scrabbl September 15, 2024
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chuggin' on clouds

Chuggin' on clouds all day, just chuggin' on clouds all day.
by curtfulfrenchy January 22, 2019
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Cloud God

A ‘Cloud God’ is someone who is pronounced gay but would rather hide his feelings towards men to prevent violation.
Bennet: Are You Cloud God?
EP: I’m not gay!
by Cool Dude Who Is Cool February 13, 2021
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Cloud

Cloud is a group of hippies.
How can we get this cloud to the shower?
by The Urban Shaman May 22, 2018
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happy clouds

The smoke from your weed or vape.
I'm smokin up happy clouds guys.
by Perseus Rose September 14, 2015
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