Brad Smith

Has the biggest muscle mass known to man. If you have a girlfriend or wife, keep them away from him at all costs. He will steal them. If you are gay, he will call his best pal Kim Jong Un to assassinate you.

Him: Stay away from Brad Smith

Her: Why?

Him: Just stay away from him

by N1SS4N GTR March 28, 2020

bradenitis

This is a mental ilnes for mentally retarded people generally associated with the name braden. One with bradenitis does a lot of bradenata and bradenataest. Side effects of this illness will be stupidity of the highest order and you will be a bit foxx ommok

The sun goes around the earth and I live on the moon

Oh no hope you are not suffering from bradenitis

by Foxxilpufti July 17, 2020

Braden

Has a big old monster shlong good friend but his sholng is the biggest in the group so far

Braden's dick is huge

by anonymous September 24, 2020

Brad

Brad is the most amazing person ever and he is the sweetest person ever. He is really strong and beautiful. If you meet a Brad you should definitely date him

What’s your name?
I’m Brad

OMG i love you so much

by Overall good January 28, 2021

bradie taylor

no man will ever be able to break his stride

bradie taylor called waylon a no good dirty dog poo thrower

by l'irvine4808 October 7, 2021

Brad Pitt ego

A guy that thinks he looks like Brad Pitt instead of like nobody in particular.

The whining dork thought that guy had a Brad Pitt ego that's why she was really talking shit. She was the kind of person who would try to bite before you even got to do the obnoxious thing though, she was beyond vicious, someone you couldn't even stand being around.

by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021

Braden Geiger

One who is a brewster and loves mayonnaise sandwiches

Don’t be like Braden Geiger or you a hoe

by PoohShiestyfan June 22, 2022