Borderline Simp

A male who is obsessed with a girl but does not miss bro night or any other meetings with the bros.

Jack is a borderline Simp because he likes Angelica but still goes to bro night

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

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Gordons-border

A unit of measurement defining the distance between the legs of a person suffering from Newtons-Berkineau disorder, an affectation of the ambulant limbs. Derived from the middle-english 'Gordynnes-border' the distance maintained between a healthy human being and a leprous dog-fiend under manorial-law.

"Shirley must be a good Gordons-border from Darren and she's still flashing her bacon rolls, the filthy trollop"

by Lord Beagle Fotherington-Smythe February 17, 2008

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wiki-bored

verb, to wiki-bored: to spend hours (randomly) browsing wikipedia articles primarily out of boredom.

most often used like an activity, "boarding."

less often used as a state of being, like "bored."

last night, while i was wiki-boreding, i saw that paul walker is on some national geographic shark show...

dude, i was wiki-bored for like 3 hours at work yesterday.

by pbrisbin June 16, 2010

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toy bored

When your AA battery powered friend runs out of witty things to say.

I am so toy bored, my little friend isn't hitting the spot anymore.

by Nan M. November 10, 2010

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Doe-bord

the most offensive wod in the english language! a word you dare not say. if said you should be immediatly slapped or punched in the face. once someone says this to you no other words need be spoken doe-bord says it all.

"shut that women up she is such a Doe-bord"
"i can't believe that doe-bord asked for my number"
" lil wayne fuckin doe-bord

by Mo-mo1128 June 14, 2011

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