Clash blaster main

Clash blaster mains are brainless and insufferable. They claim that their weapon takes skill even though their aim is absolute garbage. Somehow, they get atleast 15 kills a game despite their lack of situational awareness.

"Bro, this Clash Blaster Main keeps killing me every game that I join!"

by thinkzooka June 4, 2023

Bitter Batter Bollocks

when something is complete rubbish or a fact is untrue. It also rolls of the tongue nicely

"mate that statistics is complete bitter batter bollocks"

by Coatesy_s May 6, 2023

Going To Battersea

sneaking off for some midnight loving.

"Where's Couzens, he was here a minute ago?"
"oh, he's Going To Battersea"

by Kittae2 December 10, 2009

Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB)

one who plays the call of duty game franchise and arms Oimself to the teeth, usually with explosives. Although Mobile Artillery Batteries are most often noobs that are 12 years old in real life, the more experienced ones can be useful for eliminating enemy groupings or clearing rooms. much like an Armchair AA except MABs tend to fucus more on ground based threats

Jimmy: dude, look at that nooby Mobile Artillery Battery (MAB) i just sniped, hahahah

or

Jimmy: That mab just killed me with his noob tube...and two of my friends too, omg pro MAB!

by Clickerfish March 26, 2011

non removable battery

The worst thing to ever happen to Samsung phones.

My battery is dead and I can't swap it for a fully charged one because I have a non removable battery.

by nonremovablebatteryphonessuck March 30, 2017

Spill the BooBoo Batter

When you gotta take a shit but Ms. Babb not letting you so u gotta be straight up with her

Joshua: Yo Ms Babb can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No ones going to the bathroom right now
Joshua: CMON MS BABB I GOTTA SPILL THE BOOBOO BATTER
Ms. Babb: *Gets frustrated and lets me go*

by CaptainCosmos December 10, 2018

Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021