Barteked

When a normal situation, becomes completely and totally fucked up.

That's Barteked!

by NCB2ply March 30, 2009

battery acid

The stuff inside storage batteries

If vegetables could talk, i would cut them up and throw them into battery acid.

by ggggggggg June 17, 2005

baby batter blizzard

when you shoot a load in a blizzard frozen treat and feed it to some whore, probably tylers mom

"i just gave Tyler's whore ass mom a baby batter blizzard"
"oh snap ! that bitch sits four!"

by anus greasley December 29, 2007

banter bomb

Noun. Colloquial. A nugget of chat so stinky that when it is dropped (usually by a bantex or chob) any bonhomie in the surrounding area is instantly blown away. If the banter bomb is particularly explosive only a banter machine will be able to prevent any joie de vivre being sucked ruthlessly away from those unfortunate enough to be in the vicinity.

Origin: Men going on tours together and becoming morally reprehensible

'It was all going well in there until the Chob piped up and dropped that banter bomb about his girlfriend not looking like a clown'

by Walds May 14, 2005

D Batteried

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.

Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.

by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013

Essex County Battering Ram

A plastic chip of a certain thickness that is used to jimmy open locked doors. Bus passes are too thin, but an old expired credit card is just thick enough.

We let ourselves into Fritz's office using the old Essex County Battering Ram. Then we cleaned him out.

by Lightnin' Roy March 14, 2008

batter on

In Ireland, the term means to "head off" or "leave." It can refer to leaving anywhere at all.

"Right lads, I'm gonna batter on here now"

"Alright, cya later."

by jitsuka May 6, 2008