made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"
by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003
A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.
"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"
by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014
A Smart-Arse-Tax is a form of punishment imposed on smart-arses by taking money/ other items of value from friends, peers etc when they demonstrate their ability to be a smart-arse.
Calling someone a smart arse is intended to pull them down a peg or two for adopting a position of superiority, especially intellectual:
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
(1) through sarcasm,
(2) by using obscure knowledge to score points off other people, or
(3) just being too f**king smug when they're right about something.
Imposing a Smart-Arse-Tax, actually fines them for this behaviour, giving the recipient a sense of achievement and control.
by A smart arse November 30, 2011
When you place Doritos in your (or someone else's) arse crack in such a way that it makes you're arse look like it has a Mohichan
by AGB7 October 12, 2017
If you are an 'Arse Licking-Lizzy' it means that you would do anything for a promotion. An Arse Licking-Lizzy is similar to a brown noser where a person licks so much arse to get a job that they literally have shit on their nose and they stink of shit too.
"Did you see that Arse Licking Lizzy lick the boss' arse hole?"
''yeah man''
"she now has poo on her nose"
"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"
''yeah man''
"she now has poo on her nose"
"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"
by psdoffe November 17, 2011