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Playing the Bass Clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis
She got me off playing the bass clarinet
by Bcmusic July 30, 2025
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Bass

A person who has a fat ass/booty/bum who is classy and boujee.
Bum + Ass = Bass

By Sophie & Olivia October 12, 2021 ©
“Dayum, that chick has such a bass!”

Everybody shake that bass!”
by Archibald_123 October 11, 2021
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Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.
Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016
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Big Mouth Bass

Only the best Ska band to hit the streets since the once who own the pumped up kicks. Elvis Presley couldn't hold a spoon to this group of Somalian Gods. It was once said that the bassist actually plays with an actual bass even though he has never been seen since he plays in a pool of swamp water when performing live.
Broseidon- Yeo bro is that Big Mouth Bass?!?!?!
Chuck Norris- By jove it is don't look them in the eyes or you may turn into a flounder.
by BigMouthBassFan#4 March 13, 2012
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kentucky bass

A person or technically an asshole who acts like he/she is superior amongst other people but is really a fucking idiot who can't tell from fantasy to reality. They also think that being salty, mean, rude, or sassy is attractive but really it's just a jerk move and really unappealing.
You're such a Kentucky Bass.

That Kentucky Bass over there needs to grow up.
by FisherBishser July 30, 2017
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Bass Bus

A government owned vehicle used to shelter vagrants and transport the unfortunate throughout the City Los Angeles.
How many times has a taxpayer was murdered on a Bass Bus?
by DonnieLA September 25, 2024
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Bass boomer

That thing in your car that makes bass
That bass boomer is really loud
by Bass boomer April 20, 2021
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