Pussy Waxing

Pussy Waxing: a woman sitting in a bald man’s head, letting it penetrate her, making her pussy juice wax his head.

I heard that Jolene did that new thing called Pussy Waxing with Mr. Clean last night.

by TacoBellSecondDinner April 9, 2019

Time-wasting Cunt

Someone who chats online to you for weeks, you call each other randomly to chew the fat, you send recent face and body pics of each other, everyone likes everyone's "bits n pieces", everyone's on the same page (or so it seems), they turn up to your house for what you both understand is a booty call then they decide to leave within the hour after only a beer lol

"What a time-wasting cunt."

by Wtfisgoingon1407 August 2, 2019

while-waving wheelbarrow-wobble

Refers to da minor-to-medium rocking/shimmying of a single-wheel hand-cart dat occurs when ya momentarily release one of da handles to raise yer hand in greeting to a passerby while trundling said wagon along da roadside.

One fairly easy way to minimize da degree/effects of while-waving wheelbarrow-wobble is to simply brace yer hip against da 'barrow's "free" handle to help hold it stable whenever ya hafta let go of it wif yer hand; wif a little practice, ya may not even need to stop walking, but can just steadily "keep on truckin'" and then re-establish yer grip on da 'barow's handle as soon as ya are able.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

michael washington

michael washington is someone who don’t give two fucks about life! he will shoot up your local school, he disrespects his mom, loves to get suspended and kicked out of school! he wears black forces so u better watch what u leave laying around because he will snatch that shit! watch out he will stomp yo head in! and also loves to steal from stores.

michael washington really just don’t give 2 fucks

by trapgodddd1 December 13, 2019

Car-washing

The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.

Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!

by Car washer February 8, 2020

Serbian Washing Machine

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.

Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

tiana washington

Girl with the snacks #3

Tiana Washington got alllll the snacks. Snacks for days. Human vending machine.

by Sky (tehe) March 28, 2020