shit of a thousand wipes

when poop breaks off halfway out of your ass and you wipe away at the stump as if it were a wet pastel poking out of your asshole.

I wont be coming to work today as I've been cursed by the shit of a thousand wipes.

by Lunicus January 29, 2007

Jizz wall wiper

Where someone masturbates and ejaculates but holds the keeps the fresh semen at the top of his bellend and then wipes it on the wall.

I am Andrew and I am a Jizz Wall Wiper

by j_ball13 November 23, 2011

No Wiper

The rare (and I mean really rare) instance of bowel evacuation so clean, there is no need to wipe. See also the "No Wiper Challenge", in which you trust your instincts so much, you don't even take a test wipe.

This will be a great day, I just started it with a no wiper.

by Everleigh1 March 9, 2015

Tennessee Wipedown

The act of immedietly heading to the bathroom upon arrival and wiping the sweat from oneself using toilet paper, tissues, or any other available materials.

"Hi Jim. Wow man, you're soaked with sweat"
"Yeah, it's absolutely roasting outside. Excuse me, I need to go give myself a Tennessee Wipedown."

by magic_pie July 17, 2012

no wiper

A poop that comes out so clean that when you wipe,you find out that it was completley unnessasary to wipe at all.

I have to take a poop but im in a rush, i hope its a no wiper.

by OCnoSee April 27, 2009

Wiper Beat

When the windshield wipers on your car sync up with the music on your car radio.

Oh snap! Check out the wiper beat! That song is way sicker with that hotness!

by ShangstaGangsta August 31, 2009

jizz wall wiper

Wiping ones jizz on a wall and leaving it there to clomp

Andrew is a jizz wall wiper because he's a red face fuck

by Dklc23 November 21, 2013