ur mom

the 2022 version of ...something from 1900

friend:do you want to watch a movie
me:i wanna watch ur mom

friend:lets go to sleep
me:i wanna sleep with ur mom

friend:....
me:ur mom
friend:*slaps*

by dude is a gender neutral term October 30, 2022

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Ur Mom

Ur mom is used by many many many many many many many many many people as a meme.

Ur friend: Yummm, this us amazing!
Ur other friend: Like ur mom

by Toxic Avacado November 16, 2021

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Ur mom

Yo mama

Ur mom is so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes

by Geezsheesh May 20, 2021

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Ur Mom is a heavenly body which has mass more than a black hole and somehow doesn't collapse in on herself. Ur Mom measures about 69 lightyears in diameter and consumes anything she comes in contact with.

Person A: Did you know that Jupiter's diameter is more than 100,000 km?
Person B: Not nearly as big as Ur Mom.

by websurferoftheages March 24, 2022

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