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Twilighting

To ejaculate all over someone and throw glitter on them so it sticks and they glitter like a twilight vampire (even though we all know that vampire burn in sunlight). To complete this act you must yell "TWILIGHT" as you throw the glitter
As Alex reached climax he pulled out his penis and began to ejaculate all over Mandy, he then yelled "TWILIGHT" and threw glitter all over her which stuck to the semen. She glittered like one of those stupid vampires from Twilight. This is known as Twilighting
by Real McAsshole March 20, 2010
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Twilighter

(n.) A depressed teenage college girl who cannot decide whether she wants to screw a dead man or a dog.
Girl 1: Oh, I can't decide whether to f**k that dog or that corpse.
Girl 2: You're such a twilighter.
by xio-x2 September 10, 2010
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Twilighting

To finger (Rub exitedly and vigerously) the genitals of the opersite sex whilst watching twilight, new moon or any other film of the twilight saga.
Quite often taking place in a public cinema, although most twi-hard fans are too obsorbed in the film to notice.
As soon as the cinema lights were dimmed Danie oppened up her legs and tony got his fingers ready and begain twilighting her. She strugged hard to hide her screams throughout the movie.
Their friend, Wells, didn't notice a thing the whole time.
by guitardude01 June 18, 2009
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Twilightitis

A mental condition, usually found in teenage girls, which causes them to have strange and erratic behavior for the sake of twilight.
John: Dude, did you hear about what my girlfriend did last night?
Bill: What happened?
John: She made out with a dog because it reminded her of Jacob Black.
Bill: Shit, that sucks, dude. Dump her; I think she has twilightitis.
by cadtel July 13, 2010
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Twilightify

Turning something into what it shouldnt be so it in essence is now an atrocity to mankind...such as the veggie burger
Guy 1:you ate what?carrot cake...god what will they twilightify next?
Guy 2:Video games perhaps?
by ramza91 November 7, 2010
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Twilightified

A verb that means to fall into a deep obsession with the storyline or characters from Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga immediately after reading or watching it. This usually occurs in desperate, young women and preteen girls. A common trait you will find in twilightified fans is a substitution of these fictional characters for a real relationship.
“Once I saw her face after finishing the first Twilight book, I knew she had been twilightifed.”

“That girl was definitely twilightified. Did you see her Edward Cullen pillowcase?”
by Gym Princess November 24, 2010
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TwilightBlood

Twilightblood, a dumbass. he is a trump supporter and is a satanist
Did you know Twilightblood is a trump supporter that lives in the past? Haha, couldn't be me!
by hepno September 30, 2021
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