turd for brains

turd for brains one who is an idiot or is extremely stupid a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a shit for brains when calling someone a shit for brains want do or is not appropriate

my neighbor turned his dogs loose to shit in my yard and he refuses to clean it up what a turd for brains

by littlejimmie April 27, 2019

turdboi420

turd is cool he no jack he cool

HE 1quad subs he better than pewpie and tseres
yes turdboi420 is best

by straightboy69420 February 1, 2022

Turd Garden Haircut

Turd Garden Haircut

Kodak Black is sportin’ a fresh “Turd Garden Haircut.”

by Solzhenitsyn December 30, 2021

Northern Turdburgler

Northern Turdburglers are a group of small to medium sized brown colored birds with most species being found in the Old World, New Jersey, and West Virgina. The group is treated either as a single family, Dukeieous Maximus or as a suborder Flyingousdoodooeatious. There are roughly 2 species of Turdburgler. All have fat heads, scooped bills, short legs, and a terrible sense of smell. Non-coincidentally Northern Turdburglers smell like shit, this is mainly due to their preferred diet of pure human excrement. A nocturnal creature Turdburglers can be spotted diving into sewer systems scooping up dung for their young. Northern Turdburglers reproduce every 36 hours and lay their eggs in piles of human poo-poo as to for nobody will mess with dey babies. The Northern Turdburgler has an expected life span of approximately 2 to 6 weeks and smells very bad.

That bird has shit all over it; it must be a Great Northern Turdburgler.

by Chris Burgiles P.H.D. February 16, 2010

Rosey Turd

Someone who thinks their shit doesn't stink.

Sonya is such a rosey turd.

by Claudia_____ May 13, 2010

butcher's turd

A standard of unimaginable richness, originally used to complement a host's cooking at polite dinner parties. Latterly - and frankly much more amusingly - used to indicate extreme hypocrisy in the actions of public figures.

"Mrs Bennet, I do declare, your devilled kidneys really are as rich as a butcher's turd" - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'. "Straight from invading Iraq and Afganistan, Tony Blair has laid a fresh butcher's turd by accepting the role of Middle East Peace Envoy" - Jon Snow, Channel 4 News.

by TheBigg6 August 31, 2010

turducken

A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.

Turducken should not exist.

by Spectre2689 August 4, 2005