today's

When you take a woman you impregnated the night before, take her fetus and show it today’s new light by ripping her fetus out of her yeast filled stomach and thrusting it into the air and saying simba everything the light touches is our kingdom before promptly throwing it into the trash can.

Jim did today's with Christina.

by Changa of Chimmies October 8, 2019

Today

Is a wonderful day. Not yesterday, not tomorrow and definitely not the day after.

“Today is a wonderful day!”

by yindi December 3, 2019

Tokyo tan dick

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.

Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.

by Boooka December 7, 2019

today

A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.

Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.

by GamerFUN November 1, 2019

today

broken english

I don't understand you today.

by Krkič January 22, 2020

tkaysia

A Tkaysia is a very cool person who will always be by your side even when you don’t want her to she is funny she is cool and she is very athletic

That's such a Tkaysia

by Mittles March 9, 2020

Tokey

sex symbol, epitome of male beauty

yo Tokeys lookin sexy asf rn 👀👀

by Mokuba6 April 2, 2020