toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.

John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."

by Carmo September 27, 2006

butthole taster

1.One who partakes in the tasting of ones own or anothers anus. usually with a licking motion. see also rimjaw

2.insult. denoting that said person partakes in butthole tasting

1. sussie is a butthole taster

2. your breath stinks you butthole taster

by The big guy in the sky December 27, 2005

dookie toater

A word used in the sout to describe a girls butt.

That girls got a nice dookie toater.

by justins money July 14, 2006

dookie taster

one who partakes in the consumption of feaces

that dudes a dookie taster

by briggaz July 22, 2007

Toastee

When a man places his genitals next to a space heater for ten minutes before performing sexual, vaginal, intercourse with a woman.

Man 1: What happened with that girl last night?
Man 2: I had to dip out. She came at me with a space heater wanting a toastee.

by Pudge Jefferson November 15, 2009

Toasted

to be severely dissed up or mocked.

toaster hand symbol:
left hand, (turned sideways.in front)> *toaster.
right hand, (behind left palm) > *toast.
slide right hand up,

and POP that toast ; D

used in a sentence " OO, YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOASTED"

* usually accompanied by the 'toaster' hand symbol.

by Czechon Cortez December 21, 2009

toasterbating

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015