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Nut Fatigue

Guy1: Why didn't Guy3 show up?
Guy2: He said he's feeling tired, so he's not coming.
Guy1: He always masturbates before we go out, he's probably having Nut Fatigue.
by Kapeet May 7, 2019
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The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.
"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."
by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013
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Blowin nuts

To over prasie someone (The equivalent to dick riding or blowing someone)
Anthony quit blowin Spencer's nuts
Bro you stay blowin nuts
by T.perry April 22, 2015
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nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit
Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"
by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009
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Nut Mullet

A Nut Mullet is when a man shaves exclusively the visible part of their scrotum. In doing this they leave the back and bottom of the ball sack leaving what can be seen as a mullet for your nuts. This is likely to be seen on the sack of a married man, a man in a committed relationship or a man who's given up all hope on life.
Amy's chin was gently ticked by the Nut Mullet of the man she was sucking off.
by Long Strong DeJong January 25, 2016
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Knockin' nuts

The slapping of the scrotem on ones inner thighs.
Do you have a bag case of knockin' nuts?
by Chris&Annee February 17, 2021
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unmanual nut

Sleeping with someone unattractive just to get an orgasm.
Sleeping with her wasn't because I liked her, I just like the convenience of an unmanual nut. (masturbating can get old)
by lord venom November 10, 2013
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