Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Randy's wife can and shall be the substitute for the proverbial "your mom is so fat..." joke as your mom has thus lost the title for the single fattest entity in the known universe.
Randy's wife is so fat, the flies she attracts need jet assistance to achieve escape velocity
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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Randy's wife

An inhuman specimen of unimaginable heft. Can be a substitute for the proverbial "your mom is...." jib, as your mom has since lost the title of the fattest known entity in the known universe to Randy's wife.
Randy's wife is so fat she has her own gravitational pull
by Notable FWI alumni March 21, 2024
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base me randy

you have no life
base me randy’s
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Pull a Randy

While partaking in a game of hackie sack, the sack is hit in your direction. It is in the mid section of your body and to avoid a key hole, you thrust your mid section to deflect it. Upon doing this you tare open the front of you pants and boxers, exposing your junk to all playing.
"Dude, the last thing you want to do is pull a randy hackie sacking"
by chilingbythebeachonthursdays September 19, 2012
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Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about
Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
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Randy Diaz

Life is really hard when you have a Randy Diaz.
by Master of none January 25, 2017
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Randy Gregg

“Dude, did you see Thin Lizzy? They were so good!”

“Yeah, Randy Gregg threw me a pick!”
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