Shit Take

A hot take that is so shitty that it doesn't even qualify as a hot take anymore, thus becoming a shit take

Person 1: You know, gatekeeping is a great thing, I don't know why so many people have a problem with preserving the integrity of the hobby.
Person 2: Dude, you're painting plastic space toys that cost 1000 dollars and making them fight other space toys, that is a shit take and a half if I've ever seen one.

by Angel-Boi September 21, 2021

I don’t want to take Abilify

I’m not psychotic. My stupid P.O. is trying to make me take these dangerous drugs. I don’t want to destroy my body.

I don’t want to take Abilify

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

Chinese Takeout

Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.

I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.

by rusty okie July 18, 2006

Take it where you shake it

Go away, but not literally to the place where you shake "it".

"Can I bum a smoke?"
"Dude, take it where you shake it"

by takershaker March 12, 2008

circle takes the square

Circle Takes the Square(CTTS) are an amazing screamo band, from Savannah Georgia, USA. The band formed in 2000 and the four band members are known for their vegetarian lifestyles and were also nominated for the sexiest vegetarians of 2006 award. The bands songs are often refereed as being epic songs with many songs starting slow and clam and turning into heavy songs with chaotic drumming, highly technical bass/guitar work and crushing choruses. This band represents what real screamo is.

Circle Takes the Square and Saetia are real screamo bands

Taking back Sunday, Thursday, My chemical Romance are NOT screamo nor are they even emo (which is actually a dead genre of music)

by Intertech April 22, 2007

take it up the butt

1. To have a penis or other object inserted into your anus.

2. To die in a movie.

1. "Joe put his penis in my anus, I take it up the butt"

2. "Did you see Star Wars III, Mace Windu takes it up the butt!"

by poopsas1234 August 4, 2006

take a number

Figurative: "If you want to discuss this topic with me, you will need to wait your turn, as there are any number of others who wish to do so who got here before you did."

Comes from a line control mechanism that is found today with decreasing frequency, where one is requested to take a numbered ticket from a strategically placed dispenser and accordingly wait for that number to be called.

Your computer just blew up? Take a number, I've been getting calls on that all day.

by ke6isf October 15, 2004