Abilify 

A medication that has truly helped me. I truly feel like myself again when I'm on Abilify, I no longer have paranoid, anxiety, or delusional thoughts. Abilify calms the mind, and thus calms anxiety and paranoia. (There are some side effects, but they go away after about a week or so.)
I am not a medical professional and this information is my option only and should not be viewed as accurate and should not be viewed as a substitute for medical advice.

Me before Abilify: "The cops are after me man"
Me after Abilify: "I'm so happy that I'm not paranoid anymore."

Abilify by Zach055 March 20, 2011

Abilify 

This pill is shit. Just like Seroquel and Zyprexa. I don't understand how this pill has such a modern image when it is one thing: complete and utter SHIT. It's an antipsychotic, one of the shut-you-up drugs. Psychiatrists prescribe this shit so they can boot you out the door and make their money. The side effects I can't really comment on, except for one: hyperness/hyperactivity. This isn't a fun focused and attentive high feeling you get with Adderall. Its definitely more like a feeling of bugs are crawling under your skin, your muscles HAVE to be in motion, and you can't sleep. Someone can take this pill and they will be squirming around and being hyperactive for almost 3 days. Seriously, when I was driving on half a pill of this stuff, I was going about 60 over the speed limit on the road and I wasn't even aware of it. The drug manufacturer (Bristol-Meyers Squibb) makes those commercials saying that 2 out of 3 people on an antidepressant don't feel relief, so they should add Abilify. So this leads people to think Abilify is an antidepressant when it is truly an antipsychotic that is used to shut people up! After the manufacturer got the approval for the adjunct treatment of Abilify to their antidepressant, their sales skyrocketed!

The commercials are a complete lie. All of a sudden when these depressed people take Abilify, the weather is better, everyone is smiling, and the world is a better place. When truly they should either A. go see a counselor to talk about their depression, or B. get a different antidepressant. Oh, and it cost me $50 for a copay and my insurance another $600. So it isn't cheap. If your doctor wants to immediately put you on this, they are a drug pusher, unless you are schizophrenic, then it may help you.

Stay away from abilify!

Abilify by TJM91 April 25, 2010

abilify 

A drug that does absolutely nothing, yet is $400 per prescription. Not to mention the awful side effects. I was a zombie just from taking 5 mg. I would crash at 7pm and not wake up for 12 hours.

Well, leah is a zombie, i guess it's the abilify

abilify by krh90 August 25, 2009

abilify 

A bipolar drug...

or a word meaning to give one the ability to...

If I work late tonight that will abilify me to stay home tomorrow.

abilify by efrizog October 8, 2008

Abilify 

A antipsychotics meds that cause you to go bonkers. Side effects are excessive spending, high sex drive and feel suicidal. It supposedly treat with schizophrenia or depression if you have any (which is done labeling by doctor/psychiatrist)

Highly not recommended. Throw it out if they prescribe you a pills.

Me to doctor: I have problems. I am sad need be happy.

Doctor: Okay I'm suggesting you take abilify.

Me later at home takes pills - for a week I masturbated a lot. Spending my emergency fund on new 50 inch TV and Xbox Series X.

End of one week I feel tired and feel very suicidal so I end up in ER explaining to doctor that abilify doesn't work out well for me anymore.

Abilify by Tylerpo2 February 9, 2025

I don’t want to take Abilify 

I’m not psychotic. My stupid P.O. is trying to make me take these dangerous drugs. I don’t want to destroy my body.

I don’t want to take Abilify

I don’t want to take Abilify by Evilous Dark Power December 6, 2020

Explosion Ability 

An ESPN cult catchphrase used to describe relatively strong and/or fast college football players. Must be immediately followed by highlights of that player bursting through the line of scrimmage, breaking multiple tackles, or upending a would-be blocker. Herbstreit or Mark May are the likely sources

Mark Maystreit: I want to talk about Jacquizz Rodgers, the Sophomore running back from Oregon State. Not only does he have excellent game vision and patience in reading his blockers, he also possesses that rare explosion ability that makes him a threat to go-the-distance in any situation.

Explosion Ability by akarod September 22, 2009