ham on a toilet seat
by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023
(or shit bucket).The practice of using the restroom in a bucket with a contractor bag in it as a liner as to not ruin the bucket for later use while on a construction/demo site when there is no Porter potty or running water on site.
Damnit! There ain't no water on and no Porter..and my stomach is Killin me. And the gas station is too far...
Shit homes what tu need is a "Mexican Toilet"... Grab one of dem bags and come here I show tu... Now chu go find tu a room and tie up de bag when tu done and tossit in de dumpster...
Shit homes what tu need is a "Mexican Toilet"... Grab one of dem bags and come here I show tu... Now chu go find tu a room and tie up de bag when tu done and tossit in de dumpster...
by Not T 1 July 02, 2020
by Trollfuck April 06, 2023
You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 14, 2018
The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.
by IDK this needed to be a thing February 16, 2017
When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
by santacruzjt December 19, 2013
A used tampon that gets flushed down the toilet but end up plugging it. Then the janitor has to fish it out. (Common in high schools)
by huge fucking titties November 24, 2015