A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!
Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!
Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!
Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
by KevJo October 13, 2009
to look at someone, and look away when they look back. then have someone look at you, and look away when you look back.
by itsMadstar January 20, 2014
A person who has mental deficits caused by multi generational inbreeding of a small geographically and cultural isolated population.
by Inquisitor October 25, 2020
The unattractive combination of eye boogers and eyeliner that forms in the corner of the eyes in a slimey black blob - sometimes due to not removing one's make-up before going to bed.
Lauren forgot to take off her make-up again last night and she woke up with a nasty case of eye-slimer.
"Hey Lauren, wipe the corner of your eyes, you've got a little eye-slimer there!"
"Hey Lauren, wipe the corner of your eyes, you've got a little eye-slimer there!"
by Gingermom4 August 02, 2007
when you are completely wasted (drunk, stoned, high) and you see this girl and she is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen, you get with her, wake up the next morning lying next to a drain turtle
*When you are so intoxicated that everything looks good
*When you are so intoxicated that everything looks good
by Zaamie July 07, 2011
the phenomenon of someone appearing more attractive to you than they actually are due to a restrictive sexual scenario.
See also: camp eyes, construction site eyes
See also: camp eyes, construction site eyes
by joshua edison December 30, 2010
When somebody is noticeably eyeing your food and then proceeds to make eye contact. this process may repeat itself several times until the offender is offered food.
by privatejoker85 January 06, 2010