Tarteel is a strange being from the deranged turtle land which has decided to name her queen or turtonia. turtonia is a place in the middle of the subpacific antartlantic ocean in which turtles live. tarteels enjoy long walks on the beach and chocolate.
1. I want to buy a tarteel at the corner store
2. why are you buying such a tarteel Jennifer!
3. i met such a tarteel at the mall today
2. why are you buying such a tarteel Jennifer!
3. i met such a tarteel at the mall today
by the yuutie August 14, 2019
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Person 1: "Hey are you going to EDC this weekend?"
Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."
Person 2: "No I don't want to be surrounded by thousands of E-Tarted people all day."
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The thick and smelly white residue that builds on a females fish sandwich like the topping tartar sauce!
by Nikkinockers April 7, 2014
Get the tartar sauce mug.ah yes, tartaglia, the 11th of the 11 fatui harbingers. the mf that goes by many names, such as:
ed sheeran, fartaglia, childe, tortilla, tortellini, etc
as a tartaglia slander i agree.
he s gay for zhongli he wants his massive zaddy hard 10 inch geo pillar
anyways he has a piss kink and his long wide feet smell like cheese and fish
also his ass is so flat and he has cheeto pubes so tartaglia simps come get yo food
ty for coming to my ted talk <3
ed sheeran, fartaglia, childe, tortilla, tortellini, etc
as a tartaglia slander i agree.
he s gay for zhongli he wants his massive zaddy hard 10 inch geo pillar
anyways he has a piss kink and his long wide feet smell like cheese and fish
also his ass is so flat and he has cheeto pubes so tartaglia simps come get yo food
ty for coming to my ted talk <3
simp: i want cheetos but im too broke to afford a bag of cheetos :(((
tartaglia: hey girlie *unzips pants* *reveals 2 inch cheeto pube cock* dig in
tartaglia: hey girlie *unzips pants* *reveals 2 inch cheeto pube cock* dig in
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by Rev. Reggie Dingleberry August 25, 2004
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