3 definitions by tartagliassmellyfeet6969
a very hot seggsy short mf from genshin impact (WHO I LOST THE 50/50 TO DILUC UGHHHH) but those inches went somewhere else (i bet he has an 8 inch) anyways he can rail me until i forget my own name and i cant walk he can call me his slut id give him head all day and id do a n y t h i n g for him istg he s so fucking fine i cant i desperately want his sticky yummy cum inside me RAWRARWR BARKBARK GRRRRR ILL BE UR SEGGS SLAVE SIR
anyways i dont understand how someone hates kazuha U CANT HATE HIM. THATS ILLEGAL.
also we need more dom kazuha content thank you
anyways i dont understand how someone hates kazuha U CANT HATE HIM. THATS ILLEGAL.
also we need more dom kazuha content thank you
by tartagliassmellyfeet6969 January 4, 2022
yae miko is a godtier waifu that'll instantly make you bust the biggest nut of your life (she probably made you fail nnn admit it) she can step on me, degrade me, crush me between her thighs, anything she wants to me and i would sincerely thank her. she is superior to ur overrated waifu *COUGH COUGH* HU TAO *COUGH COUGH* RAIDEN SHOGUN *COUGH COUGH* AND THATS A FACT. ISTG THAT WOMAN IS SO FUKKIN SEGGSY AND BEAUTIFUL HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP YAE MIKO SUPREMACY
person a: OMG IS THAT YAE MIKO?!??!?!?
person b: *BUSTS A BIGGER NUT THAN WHEN I SEE UR MOM*
therefore:
yae miko > ur mom
yae miko > ur basic overrated waifu
yae miko > everyone
person b: *BUSTS A BIGGER NUT THAN WHEN I SEE UR MOM*
therefore:
yae miko > ur mom
yae miko > ur basic overrated waifu
yae miko > everyone
by tartagliassmellyfeet6969 January 6, 2022
ah yes, tartaglia, the 11th of the 11 fatui harbingers. the mf that goes by many names, such as:
ed sheeran, fartaglia, childe, tortilla, tortellini, etc
as a tartaglia slander i agree.
he s gay for zhongli he wants his massive zaddy hard 10 inch geo pillar
anyways he has a piss kink and his long wide feet smell like cheese and fish
also his ass is so flat and he has cheeto pubes so tartaglia simps come get yo food
ty for coming to my ted talk <3
ed sheeran, fartaglia, childe, tortilla, tortellini, etc
as a tartaglia slander i agree.
he s gay for zhongli he wants his massive zaddy hard 10 inch geo pillar
anyways he has a piss kink and his long wide feet smell like cheese and fish
also his ass is so flat and he has cheeto pubes so tartaglia simps come get yo food
ty for coming to my ted talk <3
simp: i want cheetos but im too broke to afford a bag of cheetos :(((
tartaglia: hey girlie *unzips pants* *reveals 2 inch cheeto pube cock* dig in
tartaglia: hey girlie *unzips pants* *reveals 2 inch cheeto pube cock* dig in
by tartagliassmellyfeet6969 January 4, 2022