Spanish Spanker

The act of removing your member from the anus of your partner and then penis whipping them across the ass. The result of a properly executed Spanish Spanker is crisscrossing brown lines that resemble grill marks.

My girlfriend loves to get a Spanish Spanker right before I move from the back to the front.

by moohalat December 8, 2009

Spanked in the Face

Beating someone up for being an idiot

You say that again and ur gonna get spanked in the face

by chris james March 9, 2007

chicken spanker

n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.

"Look at those chicken spankers over there protesting KFC"

by uberconservative September 19, 2008

spankable

adj. Someone who incites masturbation.

Man 1: My goodness, that is quite a fetching young lady!
Man 2: Yup... Spank-a-ble!

by Bad2DaBone August 26, 2003

ankle spanker

a huge penis...so huge it spanks ur ankle

wow ur hung like a mule, u have an ankle spanker

by rodney May 7, 2003

Spank the Rickey

To take a shower or bath.

"Ho you stank, spank the Rickey!"

"Spankin' the Rickey time!"

by Mandarr July 20, 2006

ankle spanker

a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior

thats a big ankle spanker you got there.

by tiffany cordes March 25, 2003